March 07, 2006
Lost in Translation
Just when you think spring is around the corner... the winter blasts back. With its grey drab days, wind tunneling through you and chilly weather. Amazingly enough, you find yourself wanting to talk about Puxatawney Phil. Shouting about how the Spring is supposed to be coming, he saw his shadow GODDAMNIT. And you are OVERLY ready for Spring to SPROING your ass right out of this funk you are rutting in. Moreover, you are ready to experience some sunlight in your days.
But even when you have looked up all the appropriate words to tell your French friend how this weather is unacceptable, a groundhog in Pennsylvania said only 6 more weeks of winter over four weeks ago. They will look at you like you are FUCKED UP.
In response to that face you will get defensive and turn around to say- DUDE you people believe that the Vatican sends flying bells to bring the Easter eggs! And you sniff twisted at Peeps. Now that, THAT is fucked up.
Posted by Stinkerbell at March 7, 2006 09:36 AM | TrackBack